Wednesday, 29 May 2013

Where do I really weigh in?

Is Khloe Kardashian really that tall?
Or is just in comparison to her tiny sisters?
How thin is Angelina Jolie?
Am I a Kim or a Beyonce? Or a Nigella??

They say that TV puts 5kg on you and the paparazzi is always looking for the most unflattering angle of all our fav celebs...
Do stars really look the same in magazines compared to real life?
How has the media distorted our perception on who is 'curvy' 'healthy' or 'over weight' 

Mary-Kate Olsen, 156.5cm, 45kg
Giuliana Rancic, 173cm, 48kg
Ashley Olsen, 157.5cm, 49kg
Kim Kardashian, 159cm, 53kg
Jessica Alba, 165cm, 53.5kg
Jennifer Hawkins, 180cm, 54kg
Kelly Osborne, 157cm, 54.5kg (people often refer to Kelly as fat)
Kourtney Kardashian, 152cm, 57kg
Miranda Kerr, 175cm, 59kg
Angelina Jolie, 173cm, 59kg
Jennifer Lopez, 166cm, 59kg
Megan Gale, 180cm, 59kg
Beyonce, 167cm, 60kg
Elle McPherson, 182.8cm, 60kg ("The Body")
Sofia Vergara, 170cm, 63.5kg 
Nicki Minaj, 160cm, 63.5kg
So I sit about here but probably closer to Khloe's height..
Kristie Alley, 170cm, 70kg (Kristie's weight has been known to fluctuate) 
Khloe Kardashian, 175cm, 76kg
Nigella Lawson, 170cm, 77kg
Oprah, 167.5cm, 81.5kg
Queen Latifa, 178cm, 90kg

I'm not so sure that Kim is really that much taller and 4kg lighter then her sister Kourtney... Or if she really sits between Ashley Olsen and Jessica Alba...... 
Also 59kg seems to be the most popular weight circling out there.. which makes sense, because if you're mostly 61kg and 59kg on a good day, I think you would say you weighed 59kg.....


"I am a size 27 jeans… My measurements are 34, 26, 39. But remember I am 5’2″ and 1/2 and everyone carries their weight in different places."
"stylists would bring me a size 6 or 8, and they had to come back with 2′s and 4′s. 
I am only 117 lbs!"
What size did you think Kim K was?



Sources:
http://www.skinnyvscurvy.com
http://www.howmuchdotheyweigh.com
http://www.celebritiesheight.com
http://searchweight.com
http://www.celeb-height-weight.psyphil.com

Hello

My name is Lucy 
My cousin, Matilda and I (and our circle of friends) are obsessed with fashion 
We work in fashion, sell fashion, read fashion, make fashion, watch fashion, blog fashion

The other big love in our lives is FOOD.....(and cocktails) 
We love all kinds of food
Asian food, Italian food, Greek food, French food, Tapas food, healthy food, sweet food, salty food, seafood.... the list goes on and on
In fact we enjoy nothing more then buying a new outfit, getting dressed up and going to our local Italian restaurant 
We drink vodka, eat copious of pizza and antipasto, talk, laugh, photo blog and eat bacis all night probably twice a week

During the week eat mostly tuna salads, omlettes, fish, crackers, fruit, cereal, nuts and expect to wake up thin in the mornings
(Unless we go out mid week which means you can drink again to be social)

We get excited months before we go on holidays anywhere and plan what we are going to wear, which restaurants we are going to eat at and research where all the best mojitos are

We have a very healthy social life

Now the ironic thing or the catch 22 of this situation is that excess amounts of food, drinking, generally enjoying yourself = calories
...and to be frank, the fashion industry (love one) and calories (love two, but in no particular order) don't really seem to often be associated with one another in a very positive way 

We find ourselves in a constant battle of wanting to taste one of everything but still fit into fashion 
It's confusing because to me, fashion is quite the hypocrite

Fashion wants you to go to exclusive events/parties/races/balls where delicious canapes and cocktails are often served ... but it also wants you to wear a size 6-8 backless sheer silk baby pink dress with exposed hip bones
..and then it still wants you to enjoy yourself and smile and radiate an effortless glow
...but you must be hungry?

It seems like such an injustice to go to these events and not sample all the delicious crab cakes and cheese balls that are on offer...

                                                                       a crab cake that is most likely delicious..

So how does one achieve such fashionably thin results?
And can you have your crab cake, eat it to and still wear a size 6?

Matilda and I by no means overweight or particularly 'large' people
I'm 175cm tall, (fashion says yes) 70kg (fashion says no) have a healthy BMI and fit comfortably in an AU size 10 (fashion shakes its hungry head)

The average Australian woman is 163cm tall, 71kg and is a size 16 
The Today show says the average size woman is 162cm tall and 68kg
Cosmo says she is a size 12-14

So according to these stats, I am a little taller, lighter and wear a smaller size then the average Aussie lady but if I were a model, I would be 'plus size' 

I'm too fat for fashion

Two Aussie women that Matilda and I both agree epitomise the Australian 'bodies' are Miranda Kerr and former Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins
Miranda is 175cm (that's me!) but only weighs 58-59kg, dress size 8
Jennifer is 180cm but only weighs in at 54kg, dress size 6-8

Most of the Australian public (men and women) would agree that these women both look happy, healthy, toned, tanned and f*ucking amazing in David Jones commercials

Our big question is.... 'are they hungry?'

We want to know what it takes to reach these much desired weights 
Are these diets and lifestyles sustainable in the long term?
Can we still drink mojitos and eat aranchini balls?
Do we benefit our health? 
Or compromise it?

We have decided to trial some of the most popular diets, (Jennifer's and Miranda's included) to see what it takes to have the body fashion has always wanted us to have

Jennifers BMI (based on these stats) is just 16.6 :(
Does Jen enjoy a good crab cake?






Sources:
http://www.theaustralian.com.au
http://today.ninemsn.com.au
Cosmopolitan magazine
http://www.zimbio.com
http://www.celebritiesheight.com
http://www.plunderguide.com/jennifer-hawkins/
http://blogchef.net/crab-cakes-recipe/